I'm gonna start out this email by giving a shot out to 
all my peeps(sup matt!). I'm currently at the beautiful
 SUNY Albany(albany rules!) and I miss you guys. Ok, now
 for the real part of the letter. I'm going to have to
 agree with you GOOK(great email Steve). Let me start 
out by saying that I am a huge lore fan, I've seen them
 live countless time, I listen to the cd constantly, 
I'm friends with the band(sup kyle!), and me and Heather
 like to lie together and listen to the cd. Many people
 on this list are acting childish, grow up. You people 
need to realize that lore is a fucking amazing band. 
The sooner you realize that, the sooner you'll get laid
 by the emperors beast(don't worry heather isn't on 
this list, thank god, and if anyone of you tell her 
I'll find out and kick your fucking ass). That's right,
 I'm talking about hot fucking action to the max. I'm 
gonna start with you Lazzy80, I don't appreciate how 
you've been treating me, reporting me to aol and all 
that other bullshit. By the time I'm done with you,
you won't be able to sit down for a week. And you 
Sliver17, bitch we had plans and you didn't show. 
Charles J. doesn't appreciate that none too much. 
Bitch I better get my bj. And last but certainly not 
least, FIREGOD13. I'm telling you for the last 
motherfucking time, STAY AWAY FROM HEATHER! I'll destroy
you if you pull that shit again and don't tell me you
don't know what I'm talking about. YOU DON'T WANT 
DADDY'S DICK UP YOUR ASS! Now that goes for the rest of
 you. If any oof you are interested in what I'm talking
 about email me and we'll set up a time and place. I 
don't care who you are, I take on all cummers(hahaa). 
Do you think you have what it takes to tame the beast?
-Charles J. (1 half of the pussy patrol. Sup Cooley!
(other member). Have you gotten any bush in the new 
millenium? hahaahaa!).