Biographies

1) Name: Ian Matthew Coffey

2) Nicknames: Way too many

3) Birthdate:8/20/81

4) Sign:Leo

5) Present Location: Worcester mass, but CP is in da blood

6) Favorite Movie: 12 monkeys

7) Favorite Book: Space by James Michener

8) Favorite Band: Candiria, VOD nothingface, grateful dead, ani difranco, lots more,...wheres franko?

9) Favorite TV Show: None

10) Favorite Food: Most

11) Favorite Drink (Non-alcoholic): Iced tea

12) Favorite Drink (Alcoholic): Guinness

13) Favorite Actor: none

14) Favorite Sex Toy: ehhhh Janine if she were plastic

15) Favorite Car: '95 Rx7 R2

16) Favorite Movie you made (if you have made one) if you haven't than whats an ideal weight for a pet?All the movies are equel...

17) Guns or swords? neither they both hurt

18) Do you own a DVD player, if yes how many DVDS? Yes and none

19) Rather see a bukkake show or a Fireworks display and why? Fireworks are great

20) Where have you always wanted to go? The pool room

21) 10 being best 1 being worst....rate your intelligence: 50,000,000

22) Who have you always wanted to have sex with? Xena's sidekick

23) Ice cream flavor? None

24) Favorite video game? wow thats tough..Rock and Roll racing

25) Teacher you want to fuckin smash his/her face in? Mrs. Arony that bitch made me cry in 2nd grade...she will pay.

26) Invisibility, super speed, super strength, or to fly? Anyone that doesnt say Invisibilty is a moron

27) Favorite sport? Soccer

28) Food you despise? Lamb/Veal anything

29) Like clowns? Sure why not

30) How will the world end? Eventually the universe will end back up as a single point of energy,...or that thing Bob is building in his basement.

31) The worst live show you have been to? STIGMATA

32) A band you want to be "reborn again"? SNOT

33) Were you a bully? Picked on? Mothman in the corner watching everyone? Some kid walking around that randomly dropped his tray in lunch

34) Ever been to the hospital? oh yea

35) Do you know who Scott Ward is? kinda

36) Who would win in a fight, 3 wolves or a tiger and why? tiger..after he transformed

37) Smoke pot? no answer

38) Most humiliating thing you have done? this isnt so much embarassing as funny... in 5th grade my teacher told us to name a form of transportation. All the kids said normal things like cars and when it was my turn, i said that digger underground thing with the screw on the front from Go-bots. She just burst out laughing with everyone. it was great.

39) Favorite theme park ride? lazy river

40) If a bum told you he would show you the world for a dollar what would you do? Give him a dollar whats the worst that could happen?

41) Most powerful cartoon character ever? VOLTRON!!! HOW YOU GON' FUCK WIT DAT?

42) What movie is this from? "LEROY!!! WHOS DA MASTA??!!!" dont remember but seen it a million times.

43) Better movie Willow, Princess Bride, or Legend? Princess Bride all the way

44) Drunkest you have ever been? Passed out on the steps of my dorm and being dragged in by my RA who was also very drunk We started dancing when we got inside. There are pics of that one...

45) Feelings on Rudy Ray Moore? pass

46) Who would win if there was a free for all blood shed war......Saratoga Springs, Clifton Park, Glens Falls, or Ballston Spa. And why? Spa. Cause out of Falls, Springs, Spa and Park, Spa sounds like the nicest add-on-to-town-to-make-sound-nice word. Spaaaaa.

47) Something you absolutely refuse to do? Get inside a dinosaurs butt...that would be pretty gross.

48) 8 words that describe your humor? Strange, stupid, low level, dildo, monster truck, zamboni, other random words that suck

49) Why did you fill this out? God told me it was the only way

50) Finally, if you were offered $100,000 , An unlimited supply of any drink you wanted, or a chance to kill yourself and than be brought back to life immediately what would you choose and why? Thats a really dumb question. if you were brought immediatly back to life then you wouldnt see any heaven or anything, i'd take the money and run for Vinnland. Peace we out.

1) Name: Jeffrey Proctor

2) Nicknames:BOYYYYYYYYYYY. Dick Brother

3) Birthdate:10/29/80

4) Sign:Scorpio

5) Present Location:SUNY Purchase

6) Favorite Movie:Tie between Army of Darkness and Labyrinth

7) Favorite Book:Wizard's First Rule or The Marx-Engels Reader

8) Favorite Band:Drowningman or Rancid

9) Favorite TV Show:The Simpsons

10) Favorite Food:Peanut Butter and Fluff sandwiches

11) Favorite Drink (Non-alcoholic):Barq's baby.

12) Favorite Drink (Alcoholic):Captain and Coke

13) Favorite Actor: Bruce Campbell

14) Favorite Sex Toy: Fuzzy hand cuffs, or "love cuffs"

15) Favorite Car: Plymouth Horizon

16) Favorite Movie you made (if you have made one) if you haven't than whats an ideal weight for a pet? -The Claw Vs. The Zombie

17) Guns or swords? Swords are way more classy.

18) Do you own a DVD player, if yes how many DVDS? Sadly I have not made that leap into the 21ist century

19) Rather see a bukkake show or a Fireworks display and why? Bukkake. Seen firworks since I was born, bukkake is still new and exciting.

20) Where have you always wanted to go? England

21) 10 being best 1 being worst....rate your intelligence: 8.85

22) Who have you always wanted to have sex with? Kari Wuhrer

23) Ice cream flavor? Cookie Dough

24) Favorite video game? Contra!!!!

25) Teacher you want to fuckin smash his/her face in? Hazel Boyer can lick both my fuckin balls before I give her a spinning piledriver from the guidence counselors office onto a table into the lunch room during 6 period lunch!

26) Invisibility, super speed, super strength, or to fly? Fly. No need for a car. More money for strippers

27) Favorite sport? Floor Hockey

28) Food you despise? Fuck broccoli in the ass with a rusty knife.

29) Like clowns? No. No one should.

30) How will the world end? Most likely with the glasses leading some kind of coup and crowning himself, "The First Emperor of Ownin' Bitches". Subsequently Bob slays senor stealing his dark powers and later having a showdown with the glasses in which the Earth is rended apart.

31) The worst live show you have been to? Hands down it was this past weekend when Drowningman didnt show up at CBGB's and no one said anything until the last band. ALl the bands were pretty shitty. It sucked.

32) A band you want to be "reborn again"? Guns and fuckin Roses!!!

33) Were you a bully? Picked on? Mothman in the corner watching everyone? I was somewhat of a closet class clown.

34) Ever been to the hospital? Yeah several times from head injunries and the like.

35) Do you know who Scott Ward is? Yes I do and I am damn proud to know the guy that broke into Joel's house and ate not one, but two bags of chips while Joel was away.

36) Who would win in a fight, 3 wolves or a tiger and why? Wolves have the powers of Satan.

37) Smoke pot? Never.

38) Most humiliating thing you have done? Walked into class on the first day of fifth grade and dropped my pencil box and sent pencils skittering everywhere.

39) Favorite theme park ride? Nitro at Six Flags in Jersey

40) If a bum told you he would show you the world for a dollar what would you do? Ask him if instead he would pick a fight with a woman.

41) Most powerful cartoon character ever? Destro from G.I Joe pretty much rocked.

42) What movie is this from? "LEROY!!! WHOS DA MASTA??!!!" I dont know.

43) Better movie Willow, Princess Bride, or Legend? Willow. You never give a baby black root.

44) Drunkest you have ever been? When I turned 21 I was so drunk that I drank my own vomit.

45) Feelings on Rudy Ray Moore? Sounds like a pimp and a player.

46) Who would win if there was a free for all blood shed war......Saratoga Springs, Clifton Park, Glens Falls, or Ballston Spa. And why? Saratoga. We get Greenfield and there are some hard-boiled fellows up there.

47) Something you absolutely refuse to do? Fuck over a friend for any reason.

48) 8 words that describe your humor? Sarcastic and only funny to about 6 people.

49) Why did you fill this out? Fuck you.

50) Finally, if you were offered $100,000 , An unlimited supply of any drink you wanted, or a chance to kill yourself and than be brought back to life immediately what would you choose and why? -I suppose I would choose the drink. Booze is really expensive. Im not too keen on money or finding out if there is life after death. But give me the devils drink and your talking my language.

1) Name: Michelle Lauren Ava Casper the 39th 1/2

2) Nicknames: Shelly, Shell Bell, Spaz, Chinchilla, Lap Ho, Ghost, Pierre, Jodie, Little One, Fag Hag Shelly, ShellDog, and the list goes on and on....

3) Birthdate: September 6th 1982

4) Sign: Virgo...cause im an anal neat freak and virginal

5) Present Location: Purchase, NY (20 minutes from NYC)

6) Favorite Movie: Run Lola Run? Clockwork Orange? Clerks? The Lorax?.....there are many more, but I'll stop there....

7) Favorite Book: "The Lorax"...."Go Dog Go"....I am completely opposed to "adult reading"

8) Favorite Band: Radiohead, Weezer, Tori Amos, Ani Difranco...Used to be Nirvana, still have a special place for them.....lately Ive been really into Portishead....

9) Favorite TV Show: "The Simpsons"...."The Family Guy".....those are really the only ones I make an effort to watch

10) Favorite Food: Homemade mac and cheese perhaps.....spinach balls rock my world as well.

11) Favorite Drink (Non-alcoholic): I really like Chocolate milk....Nantucket Nectars Half and Half....and Vitamin Water (any kind)

12) Favorite Drink (Alcoholic): Kamikazes, Rumplemintz and Chocolate Milk, Smirnoff Ice, But Ill drink anything, but beer, more or less...

13) Favorite Actor: hmmm do we base this on looks or acting skills? How about the best of both, Josh did a pretty good job in my High School movies.....

14) Favorite Sex Toy: A Penis?

15) Favorite Car: Big, Old, boat-type ones....cadillacs and the like

16) Favorite Movie you made (if you have made one) if you haven't than whats an ideal weight for a pet? "Suburban Excitement : Mayonnaise in Togas".....

17) Guns or swords? How about me with a gun, and them with a sword?

18) Do you own a DVD player, if yes how many DVDS? There is a DVD player in my computer, and the only DVD i own is "A Bugs Life", cause it came with the computer.

19) Rather see a bukkake show or a Fireworks display and why? I dont know what the first one is.....but i really like fireworks

20) Where have you always wanted to go? Into your bedroom

21) 10 being best 1 being worst....rate your intelligence: maybe a 7? Im not brilliant, but I like to think I am alright in the brains department

22) Who have you always wanted to have sex with? Have this weird obsession with Jon Stewart......John Cusack and Jimmy Fallon are up there too

23) Ice cream flavor? Stargazer from Stewarts

24) Favorite video game? Im a tetris nerd

25) Teacher you want to fuckin smash his/her face in? Parrino, my old collage teacher....

26) Invisibility, super speed, super strength, or to fly? To fly.....Its undoubtedbly the most fun...

27) Favorite sport? Bowling, man

28) Food you despise? Meat products, and most condiments

29) Like clowns? I dont hate them...but they do have the ability to be incredibly creepy

30) How will the world end? Female chinchilla's will attack,,,,,no one will be spared.

31) The worst live show you have been to? Rod Stewart?

32) A band you want to be "reborn again"? New Kids on the Block.....NKOTB 4-eva!!!

33) Were you a bully? Picked on? Mothman in the corner watching everyone? I was a bully when i was younger, but only to my friends.....after like 5th grade i was more or less invisible though.....neither a bully nor picked on.

34) Ever been to the hospital? Yes.

35) Do you know who Scott Ward is? No, but I feel I know him.

36) Who would win in a fight, 3 wolves or a tiger and why? Tigers are pretty.

37) Smoke pot? I have....I dont....I wont say I never will again though

38) Most humiliating thing you have done? Ive blocked it out, im sure.

39) Favorite theme park ride? Rollercoasters.....there was an awesome one that I went on a few years ago, but I came off crying cause i had swimmers ear and my head was banging alot....I really would like to tackle that one again.

40) If a bum told you he would show you the world for a dollar what would you do? Ive always wanted to see the world.

41) Most powerful cartoon character ever? Power can be judged on so many levels.....stewie from the "family guy" is a pretty powerful character

42) What movie is this from? "LEROY!!! WHOS DA MASTA??!!!" Roar!!!!

43) Better movie Willow, Princess Bride, or Legend? "Princess Bride"

44) Drunkest you have ever been? Oh my god, lets not talk about these times.....there are tooo many.

45) Feelings on Rudy Ray Moore? Sexy ass bitch

46) Who would win if there was a free for all blood shed war......Saratoga Springs, Clifton Park, Glens Falls, or Ballston Spa. And why? Not Clifton Park, can I play on another team?

47) Something you absolutely refuse to do? have sex with anyone over the age of 12

48) 8 words that describe your humor? sarcastic random spazy ingenius jumpy excited fun fest

49) Why did you fill this out? Cause i am waiting for my suitemate to get out of the shower.....

50) Finally, if you were offered $100,000 , An unlimited supply of any drink you wanted, or a chance to kill yourself and than be brought back to life immediately what would you choose and why? $100, 000, cause the only thing on my mind lately is getting $200 to buy a chinchilla....so everything else is meaningless

1) Name: Nick Verrigni

2) Nicknames: Big Dog, Mole, Dick Head, That kid, Shut the fuck up nick, The Cracked out the mind donkey, and I am sure many many more I don't know about

3) Birthdate: May 8th 1980

4) Sign: Taurus

5) Present Location: Living Room, in Saratoga Springs

6) Favorite Movie: The Never ending story, or the Buttman Series.

7) Favorite Book: Anything Steven King, or Crime and Punishment.

8) Favorite Band: Clifton, anything hard-core, most Country, but no jigga rap.

9) Favorite TV Show: Buffy, Cops, Trauma life and death in the ER, and any type of EMS/Law Enforcement shows.

10) Favorite Food: Anything wap style.

11) Favorite Drink (Non-alcoholic): Stewarts cholate milk is the best.

12) Favorite Drink (Alcoholic): Anything that gets me drunk, but I can only drink blue for the beer.

13) Favorite Actor: I really don't have a favorite Actor, but I think Big Jay was great in fresh blood. Him and that hot dog made that movie.

14) Favorite Sex Toy: Cock ring, I should have gotten it, damm.

15) Favorite Car: Why cant it be a Truck, whats up with that?

16) Favorite Movie you made (if you have made one) if you haven't than whats an ideal weight for a pet? Umm, Yea, fresh blood.

17) Guns or swords? .357 mag, .22 sports shooter, 12 gage pump shotgun, and that's just under the bed -------

18) Do you own a DVD player, if yes how many DVDS? DVD's are the Devil

19) Rather see a bukkake show or a Fireworks display and why? Bukkake on the Jockey, I think Bukkake on anyone or anything and I will watch.

20) Where have you always wanted to go? Spend the weekend at the Playboy Mansion.

21) 10 being best 1 being worst....rate your intelligence: When I am nick, about a 7 or 8, when I am Big Dog, I think anything that has a negative number.

22) Who have you always wanted to have sex with? Ha, The Jockey, wow, what a shock there.

23) Ice cream flavor? Anything from Humpty Dumpty's

24) Favorite video game? I am going back to Nintendo, and the Track and Field Game with the power mat.

25) Teacher you want to fuckin smash his/her face in? I think Mr. Chase, Just because its not right to hit on HS students and have them over to your house on the weekends for "study time"

26) Invisibility, super speed, super strength, or to fly? God, Since I am super Nick I think I can do all of that. Clark Kent has nothing on me.

27) Favorite sport? Football, and wrestling.

28) Food you despise? Ha, not that much there.

29) Like clowns? Nope, after reading "It" and seeing John Wane Gassy, I cant stand them, they are very evil.

30) How will the world end? I don't know that one -----

31) The worst live show you have been to? ha, I am going to get shot for this one, but I am going to say AMEN, just because there was only like 5 of us there. Than again DOOMSDAY, You aint shit!

32) A band you want to be "reborn again"? What ever happened to Guns and Roses.

33) Were you a bully? Picked on? Mothman in the corner watching everyone? I think I was all 3 in HS, but now I am Mothman, under your bed, in your shoe, CHAPSTICK !!!!

34) Ever been to the hospital? Yea, I work there, but how many can say they work in a Morgue, uuuuu Scary.

35) Do you know who Scott Ward is? HA, yes I do, and I will see him this friday when I start with the Sheriffs. So If u need me to sneak him in some Skinless tapes, or money for child's support I will do so.

36) Who would win in a fight, 3 wolves or a tiger and why? 3 wolves, cuzz I own a single wolf and I see his power.

37) Smoke pot? HAHAHA, Pantera nights !!!!!

38) Most humiliating thing you have done? Gona leave this one blank ---

39) Favorite theme park ride? Anything that makes the shirts of young girls come over there heads.

40) If a bum told you he would show you the world for a dollar what would you do? I would give him the dollar but if he started to take my pants off, I would run.

41) Most powerful cartoon character ever? Superman.

42) What movie is this from? "LEROY!!! WHOS DA MASTA??!!!" Got me

43) Better movie Willow, Princess Bride, or Legend? Princess Bride all the way.

44) Drunkest you have ever been? Peeking Turtle.

45) Feelings on Rudy Ray Moore? Ummmmmmm

46) Who would win if there was a free for all blood shed war......Saratoga Springs, Clifton Park, Glens Falls, or Ballston Spa. And why? I am going to say Toga, Just because we have hard-core gangsters like V-Cash, D. Brown, and Ghetto Eddy.

47) Something you absolutely refuse to do? I am not sure, I think on a dare I would do anything.

48) 8 words that describe your humor? Cracked out the mind fucking smitty scarasom.

49) Why did you fill this out? Because the Wap is a close friend and this is going to be a great page.

50) Finally, if you were offered $100,000 , An unlimited supply of any drink you wanted, or a chance to kill yourself and than be brought back to life immediately what would you choose and why? Wow, something to ponder, ummmmmm ?

1) Name: Joshua Tzvi Schupp-Star

2) Nicknames:Jew, BaronVonFuchenstein, Ninja, "That kid", Jschupps, Pain

3) Birthdate:8/15/81...a date that will probaly have no great significance

4) Sign: Leo

5) Present Location: "The cultural and economic center of Northen NY" -Potsdam, NY

6) Favorite Movie: Thats a tough one, but I would have to say Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia or Ancient Civ Egypt aka "The pharoah"

7) Favorite Book: Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory...who could get sick of oompa loompas

8) Favorite Band: Pink Floyd, yea I know...

9) Favorite TV Show: I really like Simpsons, Family Guy and Sealab 2021...however, there really is nothing better than to watch Iron Chef on a friday night

10) Favorite Food: Sushi of any sort (except sea urchin, thats just nasty)

11) Favorite Drink (Non-alcoholic): Orange Julius....mmmmmmm

12) Favorite Drink (Alcoholic): Saranac: lack Forest and Bloody marys

13) Favorite Actor: Peter North all the way

14) Favorite Sex Toy: "The accomodator"

15) Favorite Car: 1987 Buick Lesabre or 2000 Maxima, I know no one saw that coming

16) Favorite Movie you made (if you have made one) if you haven't than whats an ideal weight for a pet? I liked being in shellys movies (mayonaise, etc.) but also the one where i got to say "don't mess with the baron" and then I was killed was also a triumph in film

17) Guns or swords? Well, since vampires will take over, swords

18) Do you own a DVD player, if yes how many DVDS? Yeah, X-Men...who the fuck has my copy of "The Wall"

19) Rather see a bukkake show or a Fireworks display and why? Bukkake....NYAAAGGGHHHHHGGHHHH

20) Where have you always wanted to go? Ireland and/or China

21) 10 being best 1 being worst....rate your intelligence: What kind of Intelligence?

22) Who have you always wanted to have sex with? Bjork, you cant tell me she wouldnt be good in bed

23) Ice cream flavor? Mint Chocolate Chip and used tampon

24) Favorite video game? FF3 mog mother fuckers

25) Teacher you want to fuckin smash his/her face in? Ms. Brinkman and her damn halloween neckclace and her robot face

26) Invisibility, super speed, super strength, or to fly? Fly. That would be nice.

27) Favorite sport? Soccer, skiing, stair sliding

28) Food you despise? Crippled Children Pizza

29) Like clowns? Only if they like pancakes

30) How will the world end? I think it involves two people combining or it could involve robots taking over. I have no clue, but it's gonna suck.

31) The worst live show you have been to? Spin Doctors, damn fake hippies

32) A band you want to be "reborn again"? Section 8, they rocked

33) Were you a bully? Picked on? Mothman in the corner watching everyone?

I used to get picked on, until I revealed my secret identity. 34) Ever been to the hospital? I barely recall being on morphine for two weeks for some reason

35) Do you know who Scott Ward is? Can anyone really know who scott ward is? Hes in every one of us.

36) Who would win in a fight, 3 wolves or a tiger and why? Well are they evil wolves are regular wolves. If they were evil I would say wolves because they could use their black magic and be really sneaky and stuff. But if not, the tiger would jump and growl alot and eat them or scare them and they would poop all over the place and it would be messy and then some guy would be like "woah, woah, WOAH, WOAH!!!!"

37) Smoke pot? Recently I have learned that I dont need to do that anymore...my mind is twisted as it is

38) Most humiliating thing you have done? One time I farted in math class in 6th grade. That sucked.

39) Favorite theme park ride? The one where that guy makes you masturbate while he throws quarters at you

40) If a bum told you he would show you the world for a dollar what would you do? I would give him 50 cents and a hug.

41) Most powerful cartoon character ever? The overfiend

42) What movie is this from? "LEROY!!! WHOS DA MASTA??!!!" The last dragon

43) Better movie Willow, Princess Bride, or Legend? Princess Bride, it makes ya feel all warm and then you realize you have urinated yourself

44) Drunkest you have ever been? .291, when I smashed the Beasts together and drank them "just like stone cold"

45) Feelings on Rudy Ray Moore? Rat soup, no business, insecure mother fucker

46) Who would win if there was a free for all blood shed war......Saratoga Springs, Clifton Park, Glens Falls, or Ballston Spa. And why? Ballston Spa...do you really want to touch anyone who lives there?

47) Something you absolutely refuse to do? Play beiruit or Beer-pong, there has to be something better to do than that

48) 8 words that describe your humor? www stileproject . com / kikia . html

49) Why did you fill this out? Procrastination on doing work, and to add to a webpage that has once again come into fruition

50) Finally, if you were offered $100,000 , An unlimited supply of any drink you wanted, or a chance to kill yourself and than be brought back to life immediately what would you choose and why? If I could die and come back as a celery that would be sweet.