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Reggie began to hunt us down that night...
The dice are out and a game of "Slaps" begins
Chad unfortunetly rolls a 12 and gets a thunder slap
Chad is feeling the toll of the all powerful thunder slap
I myself rolled a 12 that night....
Another infamous Conan VS. Ninja battle
After Conan and Ninja duel....a strange ritual begins...
Ninja gives in to temptation and a "Cida blowjob" commences. (Yes that's Eddie taping it)
Wesleys gang coming out of a bar in Montreal
Pat and Jon found themselves staring into alot of empty shot glasses that night....
Group shot takin by the friendly bar wench
After Conan told Emily "you gotta try this shit.." how could she refuse?
A shot of Emily turning into "LI"
Pat's reaction to me playing footsies with him under the table
This website would not be complete without Gummo
Big Dog and his imaginary date..cuzz wheres Andrea?!
Back by popular demand....ANNA!!
This fuckin fish tried to bite my index finger right off
Nick, working for the Sheriffs Department, has never heard of an open container law
At Price Chopper, Conan and Jonny realize they are still kids
Big Dog and Conan holdin de "homies"
On the way to Scottys...Nick and I found Jesus
The waitress had no fuckin clue what I was trying to order
As Jonny sipped his java someone mentioned "spin kick" and Conan got excited
Figuring if we did this long enough our food would come faster
Conan still does not listen to Sean's advice "its a diner just order a fuckin burger next time"
I think this should be on the cover of Scottys dinner menu
Conan explaining to Jonny about Proper Precautions
Jonny is thinking how wonderful the night is...."deeee lee leeee deee leeee dee"
Leviathan coming out da mouth!
Halmark card for celebrating Wap Day
Totally annihilated....it was a wonder I found my glasses the next day
Conan couldnt find his sword so used the next best weapon for a wap
Birthday night Pre-Stage Joel, Kelly, and Phil
Pre-stage Chad on Birthday night
Pre-stage Bob getting ready to drink again
Thus the streets are silent...for now...
Silky's first rum and coke (hold the rum)
The demon rum begins to have its effects..
MMMMHHMMMM WELL...WELL...WELL....
Forman shows up and ruins everything
If you combined them, they'd be half as drunk as Conan
Mid-stage Phil flashing gang signs
Mid-stage Conan speaking the language of Drak
Mid-stage Chad feeding the habit
Mid-stage Kelly... Gaffney's thinking shes 16
Mid-stage Bob...note the undone buttons
How that jew get in if hes under 21?
Don't you got an apartment you can get drunk at?
I told Bob to take this because of "CUH KEESH CUH KEESH!" (herbings)
That was our table at Gaffney's... before we were kicked out
Bobby you are not supposed to eat the beer...
Phil proving that he could still read...
Strip Poker NC style....OH! OH! WHAT BITCH?!
Post-Stage Phil passed out near Uncle Ming's
Post-Stage Chad, joining his birthday buddy
Chad, Phil, and the Pokemon nerd biker gang
A big, wet, and very, very dirty birthday hug
Post-Stage Conan getting Kelly to make Wu-tang signs
Chad and Phil realize that its taking way too long to get home
Pat could not resist tickling little Billy under the table that night
Jonny and I started the night by toasting to Christmas Adam
Jake greets everyone at the party
Jonny starts getting the dog drunk
While watching the action, Sean broke Jesus
Conan shakin his ass for Jason
Sean and Conan playing on Nick's kitchen counter
Sean is about to french kiss Bobby
Shelly breaking Nicks arm because she is big and hurts the innocent
You would think I would notice Shelly about to push me in the pool.....
Conan soaked trying to get revenge
With some help from Jonny... Shelly takes a chlorine bath
Sean giving some love and care to try to dry me off
Either Sean is trying to be really helpful or is just trying to fuckin feel up everyone
Everyone gathers in the kitchen to talk about how Nick is a fuckin asshole
Sean's girlfriend adding to the dogs drunkness
Bobby writing down quotes from the night
A beautiful picture of Jonny clutching a picture of ANNA to his heart.
Nick busting down the door to catch Jason and Shelly humping
Jonny suprised that after all that booze.....Jake still stands
Jonny's anti-smoking campaign ad
Bobby just stepped into a pile of shit
After special investigation...we all found Nick's "masturbating zone"
Jonny pondering to himself....man I would love to piss on a CO's car...
Lettin the nig liz do its business
Any pic of Nick eating is damn sexy
Chad be chased down by Mothman....
Bobby about to puke all over Nicks house...
Conan tells a bedtime story to all
Jake the vodka dog licking Nicks balls
Chad tellin everyone to go to fuckin bed
Jonny gettin ready to go out on his 21st bday in oswego
Talk about....I want to take a self portrait
Drinking from a jar with holly before the bars
That brings tears of pain and joy to conans eyes to see a nig end up in this state the next morning
Brought that mother fucker some OJ I did...poor jonny.
The cheetah tried to wake chad up with some aggresive humping
Thom Yorke with a sinus infection
"Never let a wap eat in your truck."
Well it isnt our typical blowjob shot but a handjob in the truck is just as typical
A wap finding a midnight snack
Fittlin wid change to buy sauce
Jonny and da carnation wid mothman happenin in the background.
Da jonny knows that eric clapton light is in the sky up above....
This meal would of fed an army of waps.
Nick on a date with belltowers and 40s in mind
In reality...the outcome of the date
Fuck ill join him...it was a fine piece of ass
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I want to choose another path...